Archive for December, 2009



Free Reseller Hosting Program, Liquid Plan Builder, Multi-Currency Payments



Learning the Pilates Method

Ute SchaedlerLearning the Pilates Method

If you are someone that is new to Pilates, you may not know that it is growing quickly as a form of exercise in the world these days.  Within the U.S. the numbers are reaching an amazing 10.6 million people using it.
The practice of Pilates is gaining speed over the world.
The [...]

Web Graphics Design

by Bianca GubalkeWeb Graphics Design
What’s the Secret of a captivating Web Graphics Design or a precious Perfume?

Essence
Sensuality
Elegance
Style
Character
Joy!

Essence – reflecting who you are and underlining your Brand. . . while letting the pictures talk, captivate and trigger the Results you expect!
Read more soon. . .

Author: Bianca Gubalke, Art, Media, Publishing.

If you enjoyed reading the above, please [...]

Today’s Joke

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer system and is very
efficient.”

“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she closed
her eyes when you lay her down on the couch.”

Today’s Story

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify.

Today’s Poem

A daring young maid from Dubuque
Risked a rather decided rebuke
By receiving a prude
In the absolute nude,
But he gasped, “If you only could cook!”

Today’s Quote

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

This cast provides guidance on giving feedback when coaching directs on their presentation skills, AND a detailed template managers can use when doing so.

Today’s Joke

Nancy goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.

He says, “You have acute vaginitis.”

She says, “Thank you.”

Today’s Story

On February 3, 1990, a Renton (Seattle area) man tried to commit
a robbery. This was probably his first attempt, as suggested by
his lack of a record of violent crime, and by his terminally stupid
choice:

1.The target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gunshop;

2.The shop was full of customers, in a state where a substantial
fraction of the adult population is licensed to carry concealed
handguns in public places;

3.To enter the shop, he had to step around a marked King County
Police patrol car parked at the front door;

4.An officer in uniform was standing next to the counter, having
coffee before reporting to duty.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup and
fired a few wild shots.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, removing him from the
gene pool.
Several other customers also drew their guns, but didn’t fire.
No one else was hurt.

Today’s Poem

There once was a hobo named Bob,
he likes to eat corn on the cob.
He lives in a box,
has holes in his socks,
And likes to eat pork flavour beans.
He sleeps on a bench in the park,
all by himself in the dark.
He sits on the ground
and acts kinda strange,
holds out his hand
and grumbles “spare change?”

Sent by Candy