Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down,
lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,
and then says, “Dammit, I said UP.”

It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
counterpart.
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
“Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man”, he continued.
“While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch.”
“In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man’s meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course.”

So here was this fellow from Strensall,
Whose pecker was shaped like a pencil,
Anemic, ’tis true,
But an interesting screw,
Inasmuch as the tip is prehensile.

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane…”

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Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
is blind and the other appears normal. A couple
of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He
sees the guys and decides to have compassion on
them.
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his
sight is restored. He touches the man in the
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away.
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, ‘Whoa,
God! I’m on workman’s comp!’

Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED “SLICK”

THAT COULD’NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK

HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS

BECAUSE OF A DRESS

AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.

Sent by Matthew

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra