This cast addresses how to manage a high performer who is arrogant or dismissive of others.

Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the
accident?”

Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”

Attorney: “And where is milepost 499?”

Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost
500.”

Vermont native, Ronald Demuth, found himself in a difficult position
yesterday. While touring the Eagle’s Rock African Safari (Zoo) with a
group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia, Demuth went overboard to
show them one of America’s many marvels. He demonstrated the
effectiveness of “Crazy Glue” … the hard way.

Apparently, Demuth wanted to demonstrate just how good the adhesive was,
so he put about 3 ounces of the adhesive in the palms of his hands, and
jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.

The rhino, a resident of the zoo for the past thirteen years, was not
initially startled as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its
arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of its being
involuntarily stuck to Demuth, it began to panic and ran around the
petting area wildly making Demuth an unintended passenger.

“Sally (the rhino) hasn’t been feeling well lately. She had been very
constipated. We had just given her a laxative and some depressants to
relax her bowels, when Demuth played his juvenile prank,” said James
Douglass, caretaker.

During Sally’s tirade two fences were destroyed, a shed wall was gored,
and a number of small animals escaped. Also, during the stampede, three
pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. As for Demuth, it took a
team of medics and zoo caretakers over four hours to remove his hands from
the rhino’s buttocks.

First, the animal had to be captured and calmed down. However, during
this process the laxatives began to take hold and Demuth was repeatedly
showered with over 30 gallons of rhino diarrhea.

“It was tricky. We had to calm her down, while at the same time shield
our faces from being pelted with rhino dung. I guess you could say that
Demuth was into it up to his neck.

Once she was under control, we had three people with shovels working to
keep an air passage open for Mr. Demuth. We were able to tranquilize her
and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear,” said Douglass.
“I don’t think he’ll be playing with Crazy Glue for a while.”

Meanwhile, the Russians, while obviously amused, also were impressed with
the power of the adhesive. “I’m going to buy some for my children, but of
course they can’t take it to the zoo,” commented Vladimir Zolnikov,
leader of the troupe.

There was a young fellow named Cribbs
Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
They were inches apart,
And to suck, it took art,
While to fuck, it took forty-two trips.

Marriage changes passion…
suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

Ute Schaedler
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Jack Benny swears that one evening when he was invited to play for the
President, a guard stopped outside the White House gate and asked,
“Whatcha got in that case, Mr. Benny?”

Benny answered solemnly, “A machine gun.”

With equal solemnity, the guard nodded. “Enter, friend. I was afraid for a
minute it was your violin!”

There once was a writer named Twain
Who had a peculiar stain
Surrounding the head
Of his prick, it was red
And it was said to wash off in the rain.

I don’t do drugs anymore…I get the same effect just standing up fast.